David “BoBo” Brooks, a guy who wears pink shirts and magenta ties, and looks like he uses Nair on his face, claims that:

“Obama’s problem is he doesn’t seem like the kind of guy who could go into an Applebee’s salad bar.”

Well, David, I have just two three points to make in response:

1. Applebee’s doesn’t have a salad bar;
2. You don’t look like you would fit in anywhere other than some all-white country club, let alone at Applebee’s; and finally
3. Applebee’s sucks and you are elite and effete enough to know it sucks, so stop pretending you’re jes reg’lar folk. No one’s buying it, David.